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Fact # 107 Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=106 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 39 Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=38 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 73 Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=72 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 102 Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=101 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 37 Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=36 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 110 24 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=109 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 54 One time, Jack Bauer stubbed his toe, and subsequently destroyed the entire country of Saudi Arabia. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=53 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 93 Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=92 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 100 Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=99 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 59 Anytime, anywhere, anyone shoots someone in the thigh, they have to pay a royalty to Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=58 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 104 Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=103 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 43 The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?" http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=42 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 41 It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=40 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 29 Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=28 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700 Fact # 34 If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=33 Sat, 21 Jul 2018 15:48:43 -0700