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Fact # 109 "Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked". http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=108 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 12 Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=11 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 4 Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 27 Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=26 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 93 Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=92 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 2 If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=1 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 99 Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=98 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 11 When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=10 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 34 If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=33 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 89 Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=88 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 74 How many Jack Bauers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Jack Bauer isn't afraid of the dark. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=73 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 92 Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=91 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 18 Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=17 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 10 Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=9 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700 Fact # 106 In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Wed, 17 Jul 2019 17:29:42 -0700