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Fact # 88 When someone said Jack Bauer facts are copying Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck tried to roundhouse kick Jack, who soon shot him in the face. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=87 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 52 When Jack Bauer wants a vacation, every terrorist in Los Angeles is dead within an hour. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=51 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 91 The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=90 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 70 Jack Bauer has counted to infinity. Twice. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=69 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 90 A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=89 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 64 If you ever need a country annihilated, call Jack Bauer and tell him that Kim was kidnapped and killed there. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=63 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 96 If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=95 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 74 How many Jack Bauers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Jack Bauer isn't afraid of the dark. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=73 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 59 Anytime, anywhere, anyone shoots someone in the thigh, they have to pay a royalty to Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=58 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 61 Jack Bauer is the Best Man. Who said anything about a wedding? http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=60 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 62 When Jack stares into the sun, the sun flinches. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=61 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 45 After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=44 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 10 Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=9 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 76 Jack Bauer's top secret morning coffee recipie: 2 parts HCL, 1 part Xylene, 1 part Draino, Mix, boil and run thru crushed habanero powder into a crucible. When the coffee has a ring of cerenkov blue around it you'll have gotten it right. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=75 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700 Fact # 35 People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=34 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 10:58:57 -0700