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Fact # 35 People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=34 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 34 If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=33 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 64 If you ever need a country annihilated, call Jack Bauer and tell him that Kim was kidnapped and killed there. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=63 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 3 If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=2 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 76 Jack Bauer's top secret morning coffee recipie: 2 parts HCL, 1 part Xylene, 1 part Draino, Mix, boil and run thru crushed habanero powder into a crucible. When the coffee has a ring of cerenkov blue around it you'll have gotten it right. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=75 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 29 Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=28 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 79 Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=78 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 51 Jack Bauer has single handedly tortured more people than Britney Spears has with the aid of mass media and multinational record companies. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=50 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 40 When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=39 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 22 When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=21 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 73 Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=72 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 60 If Jack Bauer were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=59 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 28 In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=27 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 32 What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=31 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800 Fact # 54 One time, Jack Bauer stubbed his toe, and subsequently destroyed the entire country of Saudi Arabia. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=53 Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:57:24 -0800