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Fact # 97 Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=96 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 69 Jack Bauer's favorite Beatles tune: Happiness is a Warm Gun http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=68 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 30 Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=29 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 15 Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=14 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 13 Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=12 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 104 Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=103 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 41 It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=40 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 46 Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=45 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 56 Jack Bauer is such a badass that as a Boy Scout he earned all his merit badges in one day. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=55 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 36 Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=35 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 63 It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=62 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 18 Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=17 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 95 On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=94 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 61 Jack Bauer is the Best Man. Who said anything about a wedding? http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=60 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800 Fact # 77 Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=76 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 15:12:26 -0800