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Fact # 73 Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=72 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 44 Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=43 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 101 When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=100 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 8 Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=7 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 97 Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=96 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 81 If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=80 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 88 When someone said Jack Bauer facts are copying Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck tried to roundhouse kick Jack, who soon shot him in the face. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=87 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 51 Jack Bauer has single handedly tortured more people than Britney Spears has with the aid of mass media and multinational record companies. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=50 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 18 Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=17 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 26 When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=25 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 80 Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd...no one fools Jack Bauer. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=79 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 107 Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=106 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 103 Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=102 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 45 After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=44 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700 Fact # 21 Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=20 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 13:59:18 -0700