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Fact # 73 Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=72 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 77 Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=76 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 27 Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=26 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 106 In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes." http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=105 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 19 Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=18 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 49 Jack Bauer has never taken a shit that has lasted more than 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Due to the graphic nature of these shits, however, they are taken during commercial breaks. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=48 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 34 If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=33 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 38 Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=37 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 63 It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=62 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 18 Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=17 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 55 Jack Bauer doesn't need to give anyone presents, the fact that they're alive is gift enough. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=54 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 104 Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=103 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 22 When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=21 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 13 Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=12 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700 Fact # 21 Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. http://www.jackbauerisgod.com/browse.php?offset=20 Sat, 25 May 2019 00:00:05 -0700