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# 62When Jack stares into the sun, the sun flinches.
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# 1Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
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# 95On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
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# 26When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
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# 3If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
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# 74How many Jack Bauers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Jack Bauer isn't afraid of the dark.
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# 106In high school Jack Bauer was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."
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# 55Jack Bauer doesn't need to give anyone presents, the fact that they're alive is gift enough.
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# 77Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines.
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# 73Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death.
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# 37Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
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# 109"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm fucked".
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# 22When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
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# 79Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
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# 76Jack Bauer's top secret morning coffee recipie: 2 parts HCL, 1 part Xylene, 1 part Draino, Mix, boil and run thru crushed habanero powder into a crucible. When the coffee has a ring of cerenkov blue around it you'll have gotten it right.
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# 9Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
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# 5If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
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# 98Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
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# 33Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
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# 28In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
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# 63It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
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# 65If Jack Bauer were to interrogate himself, the result would be analogous to multiplying infinity by zero.
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# 99Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
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# 101When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
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