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# 39Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
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# 78The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
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# 29Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
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# 17Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
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# 94Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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# 11024 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned.
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# 105Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
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# 33Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
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# 77Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines.
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# 73Jack Bauer doesnt walk thru the valley of the shadow of death.. he IS the valley of the shadow of death.
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# 26When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
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# 60If Jack Bauer were to run for President, he would be the nomination for both parties and win with 100% of the votes.
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# 59Anytime, anywhere, anyone shoots someone in the thigh, they have to pay a royalty to Jack Bauer.
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# 80Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd...no one fools Jack Bauer.
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# 98Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
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# 90A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
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# 28In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
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# 81If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
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# 61Jack Bauer is the Best Man. Who said anything about a wedding?
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# 37Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
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# 84When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
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# 96If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
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# 4Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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# 2If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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