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# 68Jack Bauers favorite interrogation technique: Bad Cop/Dead Suspect
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# 12Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
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# 72When Jack Bauer goes diving, the Sharks insist on a cage for their own protection.
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# 103Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
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# 50Jack Bauer invented a time machine for a seventh grade science fair. Why else do you think dinosaurs are extinct?
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# 35People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
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# 69Jack Bauer's favorite Beatles tune: Happiness is a Warm Gun
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# 97Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
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# 46Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
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# 88When someone said Jack Bauer facts are copying Chuck Norris facts, Jack hunted down Chuck. When he found him, Chuck tried to roundhouse kick Jack, who soon shot him in the face.
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# 28In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
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# 36Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead."
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# 31In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
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# 29Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
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# 76Jack Bauer's top secret morning coffee recipie: 2 parts HCL, 1 part Xylene, 1 part Draino, Mix, boil and run thru crushed habanero powder into a crucible. When the coffee has a ring of cerenkov blue around it you'll have gotten it right.
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# 79Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
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# 27Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
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# 33Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
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# 96If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
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# 104Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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# 26When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
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# 55Jack Bauer doesn't need to give anyone presents, the fact that they're alive is gift enough.
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# 70Jack Bauer has counted to infinity. Twice.
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# 71.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
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