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# 52When Jack Bauer wants a vacation, every terrorist in Los Angeles is dead within an hour.
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# 10Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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# 77Jack Bauer's morning cup of coffee has been known to jump start nuclear submarines.
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# 35People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
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# 104Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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# 81If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
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# 70Jack Bauer has counted to infinity. Twice.
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# 79Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
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# 94Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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# 2If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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# 57Where the Happy Meal at McDonalds comes with a toy, the Jack Bauer Meal comes with a dead terrorist.
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# 62When Jack stares into the sun, the sun flinches.
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# 44Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
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# 4Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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# 34If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
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# 21Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
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# 63It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
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# 46Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
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# 93Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
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# 47Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
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# 91The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
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# 23When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
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# 11024 Season DVDs cannot be copied because Jack Bauer will not be burned.
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# 29Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
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