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| # 98 | Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. | |   ave of 99 (from 996 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 89 | Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. | | ave of 99 (from 908 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 96 | If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus. | | ave of 99 (from 461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 81 | If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". | | ave of 99 (from 983 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 78 | The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. | | ave of 99 (from 962 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 100 | Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes. | | ave of 99 (from 803 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 36 | Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f***ing dead." | | ave of 99 (from 727 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 84 | When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. | | ave of 99 (from 676 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 5 | If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef. | | ave of 99 (from 510 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 104 | Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. | | ave of 99 (from 647 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 28 | In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? | | ave of 99 (from 491 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2 | If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. | | ave of 98 (from 851 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 94 | Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun. | | ave of 98 (from 814 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 23 | When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. | | ave of 98 (from 573 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 63 | It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed. | | ave of 98 (from 215 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 37 | Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. | | ave of 97 (from 319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball. | | ave of 97 (from 736 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 7 | 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. | | ave of 97 (from 662 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 10 | Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. | | ave of 97 (from 626 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 95 | On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence. | | ave of 97 (from 443 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 99 | Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 662 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. | | ave of 97 (from 624 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 29 | Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. | | ave of 97 (from 579 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. | | ave of 97 (from 397 votes) | Rate it: |
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